The Most Serene Republic of NEAF Missile Silo 37 is a tiny, safe nation, remarkable for its irreverence towards religion and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 16 million NEAF Missile Silo 37ians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Law & Order, with Healthcare, Defense, and Administration also on the agenda, while Spirituality receives no funds. The average income tax rate is 42.5%.

The NEAF Missile Silo 37ian economy, worth 708 billion New Equanimia sekrens a year, is quite specialized and mostly made up of the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Basket Weaving, Woodchip Exports, and Information Technology. Average income is 44,308 New Equanimia sekrens, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.

Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. NEAF Missile Silo 37's national animal is the sparrow, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

NEAF Missile Silo 37 is ranked 177,359^th in the world and 1,273^rd in the Rejected Realms for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 404.09 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.